Friday, 25 February 2011

A Royal Message

Prince William and Kate Middleton have asked me, as a radical photojournalist blogger, to pass on their thanks to taxpayers for funding the security for the Royal Wedding (£20 million) and paying for a separate reception for the 1,300 oiks deemed not suitable to go back to the reception-proper at Buckingham Palace.  Well done everybody!  I'm sure the couple, and those invited, will have a fantastic day thanks to your efforts.
  Now get back to fucking work, or else.
The citizens of Ibrox, Glasgow,
wait in excited anticipation the day of the Royal Wedding

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